Todas as semanas, mais semana menos semana, é a mesma coisa! Um gajo queima uma viagem no pré-comprado para entrar no Cais do Sodré, chega à Baixa-Chiado, muda de combóio e encosta-se para a viagem até ao Parque.
Só que aquilo não arranca! E a carruagem vai enchendo lentamente. E aquilo não arranca e as portas não se fecham e a carruagem vai enchendo cada vez mais. E um gajo começa a ficar impaciente...
A certa altura começa a ouvir-se um anúncio no PA da estação que não se percebe boi! Senhores passageiros mmmhmhmhmmwmamwwmamm na linha azul mhhmwmmamwmwmma indeterminado, mmwmwmaamam. E um gajo, que já tinha percebido que devia haver bronca, fica a tentar ouvir o anúncio, para tentar perceber se a coisa estará prestes a resolver-se ou se vai ter que gastar mil paus num táxi para chegar ao escritório.
Às tantas já estão 690 mil pessoas na carruagem e até já o ceguinho desistiu, porque não consegue andar no corredor do combóio sem dar com a bengalinha nas canelas do pessoal e um gajo está lá atrás, calcado por um gajo malcheiroso com o cabelo penteado para trás e por uma tipa de botas padrão de leopardo com um cu gigantesco e um gajo... um gajo começa-se a passar!
E é então que um gajo desata à cotovelada ao maralhal para conseguir sair dali para fora rapidamente! E um gajo sai da carruagem aos gritos de "cabrões!" e "é sempre a mesma merda!" e vai-se perguntando a si mesmo, se os gajos têm um PA dentro do combóio, que usam para gritar "É FAVOR SAIREM DO COMBÓIO" a um volume insuportável, porque é que não usam o mesmo PA para pelo menos informar os passageiros do que se passa?!
É assim que se gasta uma viagem no cartão para se andar uma estação e ainda tem que se sair e apanhar um táxi para chegar a horas decentes ao trabalho, se paga 3 euros de táxi e se fica a odiar profundamente o metropolitano de Lisboa (o único do país, aliás).
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